- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hers a joke... japanese people

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

YEAH THEY DO!

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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