- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

I'm Polish.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

tim has no humor

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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