What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

The Labour Party.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

hi dave

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anti Joke

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