Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A Serbian Film

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