Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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