If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

Kameron Brown is gay.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Black people stink of shite!

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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