A man... walks.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

The New York Giants

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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