- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Religionh

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Penis chickens

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

can you touch your toes? no

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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