I like your hair

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

women's rights, lol

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

I work at jcpenny

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Skrillex.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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