- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

FUCK THE JEWS

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Take wrong turns

To mama so old, she might die soon.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

BIG MAC'S

A black student graduated High School

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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