Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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well now

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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