- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Women's Rights

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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