- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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