- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

when debbie meets downer

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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