2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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