while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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