- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Connor is homo

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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