- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

which one is easiest

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

sorry got to poo

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What hurts like hell? HELL

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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