- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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