Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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