What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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I named my son ps2 controller

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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