A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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sadf

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y u no like me joke?

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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civil rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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