- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Indians

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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