- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Connor is homo

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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