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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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