- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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