Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Mooses

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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