- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

joe diragi whacks off his dog

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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