If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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