What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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