- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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