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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

What do u call a banana? A banana......

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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