- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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