Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Women can vote? WTF

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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