- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

ME NAME IS JEFF

I'm gay.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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