- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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