- Anti Joke

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk