- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

I'm Polish.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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