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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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