Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Get up Look in the mirror

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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