- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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