- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Your Mom

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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