- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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