I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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i hate black people

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Worms don't like apples.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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