A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

outside your comfort zone

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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