Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Blacks

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

This sentance contains three errers

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Women's rights.

miha kako si?

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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