Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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