Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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I love pissing people off :P

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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