- Anti Joke

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

69.

Women's Rights..

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people