- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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