- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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