- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Terry has ebola

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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