A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Tim and Eric

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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wael.. nuff said

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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