Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Black people being friendly.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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