- Anti Joke

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.