John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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