- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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