Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what is orange? an orange

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

4 hours later.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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