- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What? Why?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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