- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a man makes a bad joke

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Manchester City

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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