- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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