- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

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