- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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