Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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